The Lonely Argyle (Left Only)

Adoption File #ARG-041

Origin: Greenwich, Connecticut · Status: Left foot only · Days orphaned: 847

Reginald (internal shelter name) was purchased as part of a matched set for a retirement party. He remembers cufflinks, merlot, and the warm certainty of belonging to someone with boat shoes.

On laundry day, his partner was pulled into the drum first. Reginald watched through the mesh door as the machine began its cycle — a sound he still describes, in counseling, as “the closing argument.”

He arrived at Sock Widow folded too neatly for a sock with trauma. He refuses right-foot placements on principle, but would consider a quiet home with hardwood floors and no front-loaders.

Adoption note: May judge your wine choices. Still worth it.