Description
Adoption File #HW-002
Origin: A merger announcement in Chicago · Status: Right foot · Days orphaned: 302
Preston was worn to a town hall where leadership said “we are one family now.” His left partner was outsourced to a linen service and never returned.
The hole appeared the same week the company switched to hot-desking. Coincidence? Preston says no.
He is frayed, faded, and morally opposed to open-toe shoes in the workplace. He still believes in pairs — he just no longer believes in HR.
Adoption note: Pairs well with blazers, boundaries, and one good loafer.
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.