Description
Adoption File #HW-003
Origin: A suburban practice field · Status: Ankle, solo, lightly haunted by whistles
Sprint was purchased in a six-pack. Five siblings remain paired in a drawer. Sprint is here because a duffel bag zipper failed during a downpour and nobody came back for him.
He has grass stains from optimism and a mesh tear from reality. He still stretches before emotional conversations.
Ideal for walkers, weekend athletes, and anyone whose gym membership is mostly theoretical.
Adoption note: Smells faintly of victory and Gatorade. Wash before first date.
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