Community Orphans

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Community Orphans

Socks listed by real people with real drawer trauma. Approved listings appear below. Want to add yours?

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Sticky Mickey

  • Foot: Left
  • Condition: Worn
  • Listed by: Pete
Sticky Mickey was the go-to sock for one particular "private hobby," so he got more use than any sock should. His partner couldn't handle the workload and mysteriously disappeared after one fateful laundry day. Since then, Sticky Mickey has lived alone—crusty, legendary,…
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Lefty the Lint Magnet

  • Foot: Left
  • Condition: Tattered
  • Last seen: Home gym, Michigan
  • Listed by: Rob
Found behind the bench press at a gym that closed in 2022. Smells like determination and old protein powder. Partner vanished during a locker room renovation. Lefty stayed, still stretches before emotionally unavailable conversations. Looking for a foot that respects boundaries and…
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