Description
Pickle Wing · Adoption File #PKL-002
Origin: A fun-run packet pickup table · Status: Ankle, solo, aggressively motivational
Briney was issued as part of a “Pickle Power 5K” swag bag. His partner was sacrificed to a hotel room mini-fridge and never seen again.
He has since developed a complicated relationship with fitness, hydration, and people who say “almost there!” when you are not almost there.
He is ideal for runners, walkers, or anyone whose coping mechanism is vinegar-based aesthetics.
Adoption note: Will cheer you on. Cannot guarantee you finish the race.
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